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Born in the glow of a thousand open charts and three Red Bulls deep, Anthony the Alpha emerged as Ethereum's apex predator. While Charles was busy philosophizing and Vitalik coded in his RGB-lit lair, Anthony was flipping bags, minting memes, and turning every pump into his playground.

Being the Alpha means never holding through the dip. It's selling ETH at $1,000, then tweeting "long-term bullish" while buying it back at $1,100.

Anthony's natural habitat? Twitter wars and Telegram chats, where his catchphrase, "ngmi," has broken more egos than market crashes ever could. While CHADs boast gains, Anthony boasts lessons.

He adapt, he topblast, but most importantly, he's the $ALPHA.